In
January 2005, adult DVD distributor Doll Theatre announced the
release of Fundaland Films Ltd's Doctor Who spoof "Doctor Loo and
the Phaleks", releasing eighteen short clips onto its website to
promote the film (although eight of these were actually from other
films).
Two versions were released: the first was an 18 certified version running to 66m4s (passed by the BBFC on 4/10/2004, with 36 seconds of cuts made). This appeared on several mainstream websites and shops. Amazon displayed an alternate cover describing it as "Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks" (however any attempts to order it resulted in indefinite delays), and although Play had the standard cover, they quickly pulled the release (although it would reappear, present and correct, later in the year).
The second was an R18 version, only available through licensed sex shops, but running to 168m28s (passed by the BBFC on 15/9/2004, with 3m24s of cuts requested - as R18 is the highest certification available in the UK, these cuts were mandatory under the Obscene Publications Act 1959, which penalises against views of urolgania). To differentiate the two, this was originally entitled "Doctor Loo and the Filthy Fucking Phaleks", although eventually this too was named "Doctor Loo and the Phaleks" (the onscreen title was just "Doctor Loo", in any case), although the disc artwork displayed the "Fucking" title version.
Both versions appear to have officially been released on Jan 31st 2005, although with initial distribution problems, this is hard to verify.
The film was written and directed by Gorgeous Gee, produced by Desperate Dee, and stars UK porn legend Alicia Rhodes (along with Donna Marie, Mason and McKenzie Lee) as a character (very) loosely based on our favourite Timelord - the "Loo" is short for Louise, and her character displays worrying tendencies towards a William Hartnell characterisation. The film ends with a promise that Doctor Loo will return in "Doctor Loo in Cider Space" (where she'll face the dreaded Cider Men).
Cast in order of appearance:
Lee Henshaw, McKenzie Lee (Quimberly Dickmore), Mason, Alicia Rhodes (Dr Loo), Karla Romana (Kay-Nine), Donna Marie (Lady Sodomi), Steve Hooper (Minge The Merciless)
Crew:
Directed by Gorgeous Gee; Produced by Desperate Dee; Executive Producer El Tel; Camera By Stan the Man, Matt the Hat; TURDIS by Phantasy Phil; Best Boy: Jamie Bee; Make-Up: Janie Nash; Stunt Co-Ordinator, Stunt Performance by Gary Arthurs; Phalek Operation by Julia Bombshell; Stills by David H, James and Steve; Authoring by Kev and Dan; Dr Loo Theme by James and Steve, Courtesy of Pornogram Records; The Ladies Wardrobe by Sirens of Paris; Special thanks to Jamie Brooks; Walpole Agency; Filmed entirely at Rectory House Studio in Kent and on location in SE England; Copyright Doll Theatre 2004; www.dolltheatre.com
Two versions were released: the first was an 18 certified version running to 66m4s (passed by the BBFC on 4/10/2004, with 36 seconds of cuts made). This appeared on several mainstream websites and shops. Amazon displayed an alternate cover describing it as "Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks" (however any attempts to order it resulted in indefinite delays), and although Play had the standard cover, they quickly pulled the release (although it would reappear, present and correct, later in the year).
The second was an R18 version, only available through licensed sex shops, but running to 168m28s (passed by the BBFC on 15/9/2004, with 3m24s of cuts requested - as R18 is the highest certification available in the UK, these cuts were mandatory under the Obscene Publications Act 1959, which penalises against views of urolgania). To differentiate the two, this was originally entitled "Doctor Loo and the Filthy Fucking Phaleks", although eventually this too was named "Doctor Loo and the Phaleks" (the onscreen title was just "Doctor Loo", in any case), although the disc artwork displayed the "Fucking" title version.
Both versions appear to have officially been released on Jan 31st 2005, although with initial distribution problems, this is hard to verify.
The film was written and directed by Gorgeous Gee, produced by Desperate Dee, and stars UK porn legend Alicia Rhodes (along with Donna Marie, Mason and McKenzie Lee) as a character (very) loosely based on our favourite Timelord - the "Loo" is short for Louise, and her character displays worrying tendencies towards a William Hartnell characterisation. The film ends with a promise that Doctor Loo will return in "Doctor Loo in Cider Space" (where she'll face the dreaded Cider Men).
Cast in order of appearance:
Lee Henshaw, McKenzie Lee (Quimberly Dickmore), Mason, Alicia Rhodes (Dr Loo), Karla Romana (Kay-Nine), Donna Marie (Lady Sodomi), Steve Hooper (Minge The Merciless)
Crew:
Directed by Gorgeous Gee; Produced by Desperate Dee; Executive Producer El Tel; Camera By Stan the Man, Matt the Hat; TURDIS by Phantasy Phil; Best Boy: Jamie Bee; Make-Up: Janie Nash; Stunt Co-Ordinator, Stunt Performance by Gary Arthurs; Phalek Operation by Julia Bombshell; Stills by David H, James and Steve; Authoring by Kev and Dan; Dr Loo Theme by James and Steve, Courtesy of Pornogram Records; The Ladies Wardrobe by Sirens of Paris; Special thanks to Jamie Brooks; Walpole Agency; Filmed entirely at Rectory House Studio in Kent and on location in SE England; Copyright Doll Theatre 2004; www.dolltheatre.com
The
film featured a number of convincing replica Daleks and soundbites
from the original series, and brought upon themselves the wrath of
not only the BBC and the fans (one Colin Brown told UK tabloid 'The
Sun' "It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women —
Daleks just don’t behave like that.") but also the Terry Nation
estate, who were quoted as saying "They weren’t ever intended to be
sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn."
